My husband has forgotten we have a trash can.  He has been leaving his trash on the kitchen counter and leaving his dishes wherever he was when he ate whatever he ate.  With a toddler and him I can’t keep up.  Here was our comical conversation this evening.

After having Taco Bell, he left all the wrappers and empty sauce packages on a plate on the couch.  He got up and turned off the TV as we had finished watching the 3rd episode of Breaking Bad.  He said,

“I am going to play video games until you are ready for bed”

I replied, “What?  You are just going to leave your dish there on the couch?  Can you throw your trash away and the dish up?”

He replied with a grin, “Does it count if I just leave it on the counter?”

I replied with a bigger grin, “Does it count as sex if the penis is next to the vagina and not inside?”